It is better to looked over than overlooked. - Mae West
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. - Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. - Mae West
I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time. - Mae West
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men. - Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better. - Mae West
I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful. - Mae West
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. - Mae West
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office. - Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. - Mae West
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West
Saving love doesn't bring any interest. - Mae West
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. - Mae West
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West
You're never too old to become younger. - Mae West
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. - Mae West
When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. - Mae West
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. - Mae West
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction. - Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. - Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
I was Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. - Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. - Mae West
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted. - Mae West
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
When I'm good I'm great, when I'm bad I'm excellent. - Mae West
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. - Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. - Mae West
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up. - Mae West
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. - Mae West
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Mae West
To err is human, but is feels divine. - Mae West
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - Mae West
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. - Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Mae West
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. - Mae West
Sex is an emotion in motion. - Mae West
You are never too old to become younger! - Mae West
To err is human - but it feels divine. - Mae West
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. - Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West